A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Parenthood Jokes
Baby (DYM 108).
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!