Parenthood

Parenthood memes

Jokes

Pregnancy

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

Orphan

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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  • Vasectomy

    I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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