Parent jokes

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

My son.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Why do orphans have no parents?

Say your joke in the comments.

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?