Parent jokes

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Why do orphans have no parents?

Say your joke in the comments.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.