Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
Why are orphans lonely Because they don't have parents to talk to
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school, because when the teacher says I want to have a parent/teacher conference they just go about their day
what is the similarity between Hitler and orphans? they both don't have parent
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick home up
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because there parents can’t buy them one
