Parent jokes

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

Why do orphans have no parents?

Say your joke in the comments.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.

He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.

So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!