Parent jokes
My son.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.