Parent jokes
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
My son.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.