Parent jokes
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
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(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Memes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.