Parent jokes
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?