Parent jokes
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Oh no
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.