If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Friend: Wana hear a joke Orphan Friend: Sure
Friend: Parents
other: I dont get it
Friend: and you never will
Why don’t orphans have parents. Cause they were abandoned.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
