I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
