Parent jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...