What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
i have a jock about paper its tearable
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
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Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
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my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
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throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
