I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!

why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

That joke and paper have one thing in common they’re both tearable

my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!

Rock paper lesbians.

What time is it when you eeee

paper.

aww c’mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away

You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it’s finger-licking good.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

“I’M WIPED!!!”

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