why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; “I guess that’s why it’s called ripping one!”

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

Toilet paper cried across the road

You know why I hate paper? It’s TEAR-able to the enviorment

Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…

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Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

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If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers

Question: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a…

CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

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