Paper

Paper Jokes

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum

if you know you know

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

..their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

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