What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
i have a jock about paper its tearable
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road???
Because he got stuck in a crack
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it’s a start...
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??
A stoner has papers 😂
Rock paper lesbians.
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK
What do you call womens Rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights