Paper Jokes

yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor

I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper

My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers

When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...

''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,

I suppose that was a fair compromise !

what do you call a blank piece of paper?

womens rights.

"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!

my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them