Want to hear a paper joke

Never mind it’s to terrible

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day’s, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers’

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

What’s the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers

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The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? … We’re wiped out!

Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able

Why did the toilet paper cross the road

To get to the Bottom

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk do wrong so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eat it ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haha ha ha Haha ha haha ha ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Ha👺🤮🤢🤢🤢🤔🤭😥🥵🥶😡😤🤬🤬

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I’m on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained

Toilet paper fight hat

Wanna hear a paper joke, nvm its terrible

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

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