Wanna hear a paper joke, nvm its terrible

Knock knock Who’s there Ididap Ididapwho That’s the joke u did a poo

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

Do you know who invented Paper?

Cai Lun!

“RIP” Cai Lun…

Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

" can i tell you a paper joke" i said “but it is pretty terrible”

Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack

This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn’t very happy. I wasn’t either with all those paper cuts.

oof.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who’s day was more shittier!?🤷‍♂️💩

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: cries b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored Me: points at pencil lead NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS LEAD TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: groan at horrible pun

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why could’t the toilet paper cross the street

because it got stuck in a crack

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn’t want to get stuck in any more CRACKS

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets Jalapeno your face!

Why cant the toliot paper cross the road- because it got stuck in a crack

Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.

Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b

What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away

Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls

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