What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

paper.

aww c’mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable

i was going to tell you a joke about paper but it was to TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

“Paper is 2D!” said Pen. “No, it’s 3D!” said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; “Oh, I suppose you’re write.”

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it’s tearable.

Do you want to hear a paper joke., Nevermind it is tearable

Real quick, I’m autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

What’s the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers

Rock paper lesbians.

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