Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

Real quick, I’m autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

why did the toilet paper cross the road?

to get to the rear end

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”

Other jokes:

  1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

  2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

  3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

  4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

  5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

  6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

  7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

  8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.

No more toilet paper Jokes please

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

What do you call a two dimensional owl? A — Paper TOWL!!!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

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