Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??
A stoner has papers 😂
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
