Paper jokes
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.