Paper jokes

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

We’re wiped out!