Paper

Paper jokes

Womens rights

    • Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

    Girl: No, how?

    Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

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    • Toilet Paper

    • 🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

    Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

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    • Paper memes

    Man

    • A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

    I have no idea how he knew.

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    • Piece

    • I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

    P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

    Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

    “They are all very tearable,” he replied.

    Well, there is one person who gets it!

    Day

    • One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

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    • Exam

    • Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

    My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

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    • Friend

    • Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

    Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

    Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

    Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

    All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

    Cut

    • Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

    Woman

    • Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

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