Overeating jokes

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"

The man said, "Okay."

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.