Overeating jokes

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"

The man said, "Okay."

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.