Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!