Overeating jokes
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"