Overeating jokes

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"

The man said, "Okay."

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.