Outing jokes

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

I took my mother-in-law out today...

I love being a sniper.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Why was the washing machine laughing?

It was taking the piss out of the knickers!

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?