Outing jokes
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Memes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."