Outing jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Memes
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!