Outing jokes
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Memes
Crap, not again
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.