Outing jokes
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.