Outing

Outing jokes

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”

“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“What, years? Months?!”

“Nine...”

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

Police: ... Child: 😊

Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.