Otherness jokes

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.

One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."

The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.

Dark humor is like water.

Some people get it, others don't.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

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I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Why is Saturn richer than other planets?

It has a ring!

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.