Otherness jokes
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
new years be like in my house
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.