Otherness jokes
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.