Otherness jokes
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"