Otherness jokes
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iβm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Memes
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Letβs rock!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each otherβs dick. That means, L7.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?