My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Otherness Jokes
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
