What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Otherness Jokes
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
