Otherness jokes
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.
Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!