Otherness jokes
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.
Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"