Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Otherness Jokes
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Letโs rock!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! ๐
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each otherโs dick. That means, L7.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
โI guess we are going down together!โ
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
Q. What color were Mohammed Attaโs eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
