Otherness jokes

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”