Otherness jokes
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Why?
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."