Otherness jokes
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Memes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.