Otherness jokes
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Memes
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.