Otherness jokes

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?

One is hope and the other is soap.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

Do you know 6+3?

Other person: Nine.

Nein is no in German.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.