Otherness jokes
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Filthy Lies.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?