Otherness jokes

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Me: Brings in missing child.

Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.

Me: Oh, cool.

NEXT DAY

Me: Brings in 8 other kids.

Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"