What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Otherness Jokes
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
