Otherness jokes

Anal Sex

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

Tampon

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Ironman

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Eye

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

Memes

Hill

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Hang

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Depression

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

Doctor

So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

Patient

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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  • Windmill

    Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

    Roblox girlfriend

    When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

    Atom

    Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

    Cow disease

    Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

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