Otherness jokes

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."