Otherness jokes
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Memes
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.