Otherness jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Memes
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.