Otherness jokes
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Memes
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!