Orphan jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.