Orphan jokes

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

Why did the orphan dig six feet under?

To find his parents.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."