Orphan

Orphan jokes

Kid

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Outlaw

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Highway

Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To get to the real estate agent.

Tip

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Bruise

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

Orphanage

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

Status

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

Doctor

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

Cereal

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Trouble

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

Girl

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

Cardboard

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"