Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.