Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.