Orphan jokes
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.