Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Orphan Jokes
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
