Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.