Orphan jokes
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
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Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
I'm adopted :[
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."