Orphan jokes
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.