Orphan jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.