Orphan jokes
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.