Orphan jokes
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!