Orphan jokes
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
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Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
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Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.