Orphan jokes
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.