Orphan

Orphan jokes

Dog

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Phone

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Friend

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Tree

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Apple

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

Life

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Kid

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

World

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Kid

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Fact

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

Father

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Home

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

Kid

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Outlaw

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Show

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."