Orphan jokes
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."