Orphan jokes
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.