Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Hello.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.