Orphan jokes

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.

Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.

I have a fat ass.

My name is what orphans can never have.

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

Why are orphans whores?

Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃