Orphan jokes
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
I like chips.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.