Orphan jokes
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.