Orphan

Orphan jokes

Highway

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Parent

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

Dad

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

Kid

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Home

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

Mom

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

Poker

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

Doctor

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

Ant

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Father

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*