Orphan jokes
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.