You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
