Orphan jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.