Orphan jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.