My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
I went up to a kid and asked are you an orphan? They said yes what gave me away? I said your parents
The M and D in orphan stands for Mom and Dad.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant? It was family friendly
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
Why don’t orphans play baseball? cause They can’t find home
Why can't orphans play baseball..............they can;t find home😀😀
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you seen the movie constipated?
It hasn’t came out yet.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home