Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."