Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Orphan Jokes
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
