Orphan jokes
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.