Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.