Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.