Orphan jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
The F in orphans stands for family...
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Who needs parents to be great?
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫