Orphan jokes
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Technoblade would love it here.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."