Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.