Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
