Orphan jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂