Orphan jokes
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.