Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.