Orphan jokes
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.