I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.