Orphan Jokes

Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.

Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming

Why can't orphans have friends

They will stay together

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids..?

Because they never had loving parents of there own

Why don't orphan's watch tv..?

Because of family guy

An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

why is it better to date an orphan...

their parents are never home

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back

UNKNOWN

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes

Because they don't have a dad to tell them

Orphan can call there Parents if they got hurt! Sorry 🩹

What type of phone do orphans have

Android because they dont have a home botton

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Why do Orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad

Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor

Why can't orphans be gay They have nobody to call daddy

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad