Orphan jokes
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
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You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Dee.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.