Orphan jokes
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣