Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
My life.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."