Orphan jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
"Stop bullying me!"
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂