Orphan jokes
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
"Stop bullying me!"
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???