Orphan jokes
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.