Orphan

Orphan jokes

Day

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

Public

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Truck

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Life

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Health

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Girl

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

Date

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

Parent

Why can’t orphans have a house pet?

Because its parents have it to itself.

Dog

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (πŸ˜”): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😑): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🀣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.