Orphan jokes
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
These are meannnnn.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
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You.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆