Orphan jokes
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.