FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why dont Orphans play baseball. They dont know where home is.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
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whats brown and sticky a orphan
New protest
knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
O-Block
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Ur homeless u orphan
