Orphan jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
No one gives a fuck.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Yo mamma sucks!
Moment and I
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."