Orphan jokes
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Yo mamma sucks!
Moment and I
No one gives a fuck.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Dmitriy has no mother.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!