Orphan jokes
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Lol.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!