Orphan

Orphan jokes

Kenya

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Store

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

Dad

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

Parent

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Fan

Orphans more like or fans!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Money

Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.

Russia

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.

Animal

If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.

Stranger

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.