Orphan jokes
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
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OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.