Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
frshfry we need to talk now!
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.