Orphan jokes
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
You're homeless, you orphan!
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
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Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.