Orphan jokes
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
DEEZ NUTS!
What is a "dad?"
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
My anus smells.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.