Orphan

Orphan jokes

Date

  • I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

    Dog

  • Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

    Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

    Bully (😡): NO!

    Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

    Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

    School

  • Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

    Kenya

  • OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

    Boy

  • Someone telling a joke:

    Boy: "My parents are dead."

    Girl: "My grandad is too."

    Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

    Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

    Dad

  • What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."