Orphan

Orphan jokes

Mommy

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

Army

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Love

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Orphanage

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Guy

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Sport

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Home

Why can't orphans get a home run?

Because they have no home to run to.

Parent

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Christmas

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.

Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌

Market

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

Sex

Why do any orphans have sex?

Because they can't call anyone "daddy."

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