Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
You're homeless, you orphan!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
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What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.