Orphan jokes
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
I have a body count of 7.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.