Orphan jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
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Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
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Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?