Orphan jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
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Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."