Orphan jokes
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.