Orphan jokes
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
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What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Orphans are monkeys.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.