Orphan jokes

Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.

You suck.

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

Stop, orphan joke!

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

Orphan jokes? They protest.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What can orphans not do in school?

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Why did the orphan kill himself?

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.