Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Orphan Home Run
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who, because their parents are dead, don't have no "home". And a "home run" in baseball sounds like "home to run", get it? It's wordplay! I bet you still use training wheels.