Orphan jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Cock.
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Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
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Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
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Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!