Orphan jokes
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Stfu.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?