Orphan jokes
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
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What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.