Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
frshfry we need to talk now!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Baby 🍼
Yo mama!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Sex.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
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