Orphan jokes
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Joe Mama!
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
frshfry we need to talk now!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Baby 🍼
Yo mama!