Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Cock.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
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What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Poo.
Ya nan!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."