Orphan jokes
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
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What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Poo.
Ya nan!
Speed.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Joe Mama!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].