Orphan jokes
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Big pp suck sook.