Orphan jokes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.