Orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
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Gina😊
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!