Orphan jokes
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.