Orphan jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Your mum isn't home.
Big pp suck sook.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Your mom gay.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
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