Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Suck my pp!
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
"Deznuts up your ass."
"Stop bullying me!"
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.