Orphan jokes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.