Orphan

Orphan jokes

Batman

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Kid

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Mum

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Daddy

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

People

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Bomb

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Orphanage

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Family

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

Day

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Grandma

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!