Dom Toretto jokes
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.