Dom Toretto jokes
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.