Dom Toretto jokes
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.