Orphan jokes
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
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What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?