Orphan jokes
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I farted how bout u?
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Ruhan.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.