Orphan jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
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Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.