Orphan jokes
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
I farted how bout u?
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!