Orphan jokes
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.