Orphan jokes
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!