Orphan jokes
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.