Orphan

Orphan jokes

Home

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Reason

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Difference

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

Ambulance

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

Field Trip

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Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Dislike

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Parent

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

Family

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Robin

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Barbecue

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.