Orphan jokes
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
I farted how bout u?