Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
How do you poop?
DEEZ NUTS!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."