Orphan jokes
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Hey!
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Ruhan.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!