Orphan jokes
I sucked a dick.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.