Orphan jokes
Ruhan.
Hey!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-