Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
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Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Read my name.