Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
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Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
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My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
I meant because.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.