Orphan

Orphan jokes

Parent

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Father

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Money

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

iPhone

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Message

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Love

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Orphanage

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Mother

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

Jail

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Game

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Teacher

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.