Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.