Orphan jokes
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.