Orphan jokes
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.š
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
lolo.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.