Orphan jokes
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."