Orphan jokes
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.