Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
