Orphan jokes

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

Why do people love dating orphans?

Because they're always home alone.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!