An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can't help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I'm a family doctor
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
Being an orphan isn't all bad on the bright side all your snacks are family sized
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
What is an orphan's favorite show? Batman.
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
What is the difference between a boomerang and a orphans dad ?
The boomerang comes back