Orphan jokes
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.