Orphan

Orphan jokes

Doctor

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

Daddy

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

Foster Care

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Father

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

Christmas

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

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  • Apple

    What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

    Movie

    What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

    Star Wars

    I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

    Side

    Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

    Technoblade

    Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

    Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

    Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

    (Disclaimer: not funny xD)

    Tree

    I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

    Ex

    My ex was an orphan as a child.

    I should have taken that as the first sign.

    If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

    Girl

    An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

    "If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

    God

    Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

    Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

    Boomerang

    What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?

    The boomerang comes back.