Inappropriate behavior

Inappropriate Behavior Jokes

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Fire

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Orgasm

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

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  • Pedophile

    A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

    "Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

    The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

    Funeral

    My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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  • Priest

    Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.

    Pedophile

    What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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  • Sex

    I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"

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  • Pedophile

    Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

    Because they are good at fingering A minor.