What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
