What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
