Orphan jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
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Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.