Orphan jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.