Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions
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Why can’t orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can't. Girl: My parents aren't home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don't have.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
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What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
