Orphan jokes
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?