Orphan

Orphan jokes

Snack

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

Part

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Orphanage

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Parent

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Anger

    If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

    Girl

    Girl: "Come over."

    Orphan: "I can't."

    Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

    Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."

    Water

    Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

    Parent

    What do orphans call their parents?

    Unicorns because they don’t exist.

    Work

    I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.