Daddy

Emilly

Hi hunter. Emilly wrote this

Why do orphans love having sex?

Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.

Boomerang

Anonymous

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

Kid

Anonymous

Kid: I fucked your mom

Orphan: Whats a mom?

Parent

Idk you tell me

What do orphans call there parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exsist.

Batman

AJ

What is an orphan’s favorite show? Batman.

Sadness

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Hit

Angry Orphan

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Family

Anonymous

Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that’s a family photo.

Hand

Anonymous

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

Play

Anonymous

Mom, can I please go out and play?

… no answer

Family

Anonymous

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie

Adoption

Anonymous

one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said “yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy.”

Hand

Kevin

How do you make a orphan’s hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till they’re parents come home

Wait

Sea

Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…

Website

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

McDonald's

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.

Hit

BB revititito

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it’s not like they’ll tell there parents.

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Baseball

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball, cause they can’t find home

Orphanage

Anonymous

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.