A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
