Orphan jokes
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.