A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
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Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
teacher: if u keep talking over me i'll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
