Orphan jokes
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”