Orphan

Orphan jokes

Hospital

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Dad

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Mom

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Game

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

Difference

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

Parent

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

People

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Family

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

Website

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.