Orphan jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.