Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
The F in orphans stands for family...
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.