I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Orphan Jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
