What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: Youâll need them there.
Whatâs the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
The F in orphans stands for family...
