Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.