Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
A:The Homepage.
So I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
dark humor is like parents not everybody gets it
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.