Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.