Orphan Jokes


(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.


What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.


why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family


Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.


I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day

Not Your Dad

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock…

Who’ there?

Not your parents


An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers


Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parents signature _________


Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father


you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

420 Go Daddy 69

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list


Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!


why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father


Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Logan Paul

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan


Why can’t orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won’t know what a mummy is.

Impostor is sus

Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.


what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked


When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage


Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home