sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
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Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfi? A family photo
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family Company
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home
