Orphan jokes
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.